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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Sugar eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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