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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Pebbles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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