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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Roxy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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