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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Izzy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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