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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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