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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Peanut eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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