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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Pepper eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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