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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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