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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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