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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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