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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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