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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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