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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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