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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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