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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Zeus eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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