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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Yoda eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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