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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rufus eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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