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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rufus eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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