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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Murphy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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