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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Thor eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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