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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Loki eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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