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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Loki eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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