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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Loki eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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