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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Squishy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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