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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Jelly eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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