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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Jelly eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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