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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺
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