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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮
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