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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃
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