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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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