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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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