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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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