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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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