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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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