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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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