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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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