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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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