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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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