Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.