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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bilbo eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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