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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Misty eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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