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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Maggie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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