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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Toby eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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