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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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