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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Luna eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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