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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rosie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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