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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rosie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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