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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Daisy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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