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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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