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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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