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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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