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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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