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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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