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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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