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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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