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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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