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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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