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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Molly eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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