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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Daenerys eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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