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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Voldemort eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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