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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻
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