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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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