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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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