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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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